My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.
Must… resist…
Cons: Waste of money, waste of time, stupid, pointless, unnecessary, foolish.
People who make “braver than any US Marine” jokes and have to read people’s offended pro-military comments about it are braver than any US Marine
my boyfriend is a hospital corpsman and he takes care of marines and he told me one time a group of marines showed up having the same STI and he looked at the group and was like “okay guys what happened”
turns out they were all sharing the same pocket pussy, so there u go
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
